By AMANDA LYNN, Guest Writer


Last week it was announced that award-winning actress Meryl Streep will star in a documentary about herself. The movie, aptly titled “Meryl Streep,” is planned to come out in early 2016. It will be a three-part saga documenting Meryl Streep’s early life, achievements, and the many mysteries surrounding her existence.

“Many people have questions about my life,” Meryl Streep said in an interview about the film. “They wonder, where did I come from? How am I so wonderful? What is the life force that keeps me going? I felt like it was finally time to answer these questions, and what better way than a three part movie?”

Meryl Streep will be playing the role of herself in the series of movies. Even more impressively, she will also be playing the role of her father, mother, husband, and everyone else in the movie. Not trusting anyone else to do a good enough job, Meryl Streep has decided to direct the movies herself. She is also the screenwriter and main grip for the series.

“I’ve never had an opportunity like this before,” Meryl Streep admitted during her interview. “It’ll be challenging, but I’m always excited for something new.”

In a recent poll about Meryl Streep, 75 percent of people said that they’re looking forward to the movie. Thirteen percent of people said that they would definitely be seeing the movie, and the last 12 percent said that they already bought their tickets on “Of course I’m going to go see it,” said sophomore Barb Dwyer. “This is the best news I’ve heard since the story about that wolverine attack last Friday.”