With an open and respectful dialogue, we teach one another about issues we otherwise would never consider.
Take aim in focusing on why your significant other’s last relationship failed.
Business cards? I didn’t know I was supposed to have business cards at the age of 19.
We all say that it is absolutely inappropriate and that we would never resort to such. But then your boyfriend gets pissed and “accidentally” misses the wall and punches the hell out of your face.
Some people might incorrectly assume that all gay people are happy-go-lucky all the time; why else would a group be represented by a rainbow if they weren’t?
I had a bad week, and this is my sob story.
What good would my twenties be if I didn’t start them without cake?
“Coca Cola is the official drink of illegals crossing the border”. Of course it is! What else would give them enough energy to outrun border patrol?
Please keep yelling/grunting/cackling on the gym floor to a minimum.
When infants are fed soy formula, they are consuming about five birth control pills worth of estrogen and hormones.
There’s no reason for YOU to maintain that dent in the couch this year. You’ve got six months until summer, and this is the time for you to get the beach bod that would make Baywatch lifeguards jealous.
Sometimes life throws you a curve ball. And sometimes it throws you Chris Brown’s fist.