Double Majoring

Double Major
By Laura Sanchez

It took me about five years to finally decide what to study in college, but I sure hope it doesn’t take me another five to decide what to do in life.

Indecent Exposure

Darth Vader Pope
By Jason Singer

I stopped praying for material goods ever since that anti-Semitic jerk Santa Claus never delivered a dwarf pony down my chimney when I was nine.

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