I don’t like to say that I’m the best you’re going to get, but if the one before me was a rude bitch and the one after me has a quarter of the brain cells I do, then it speaks for itself.
Shockingly, being separated from your parents is not the easiest thing in the world.
This class does not promote placing women above men, or teaches us all to become man-haters.
Unless I’m trying to grab a feel of your fiance every time you bring us around each other, there is no reason why you should stick a barrier between us.
First of all, don’t get in between a girl and her Harry Potter obsession.
If the success of your relationship depends on your sexual needs, then long distance relationships are not for you.
Take matters into your own hands. Girls, if you’re tired of sitting around waiting for “Prince Charming” or whatever other ridiculous ideas Disney planted in your heads at age three, do something about it.
I was feeling lousy and down, and I was itching to do something spontaneous. So just like a normal person does when she’s feeling out-of-sorts, I cut my hair and my bangs.
It caused Odysseus to lose his men. It made Brad Pitt repeatedly ask “what’s in the box?” It’s the
reason Simba came back. Pride.