Settle for what?


I don’t like to say that I’m the best you’re going to get, but if the one before me was a rude bitch and the one after me has a quarter of the brain cells I do, then it speaks for itself.

A game of cat and mouse

Prince charming

Take matters into your own hands. Girls, if you’re tired of sitting around waiting for “Prince Charming” or whatever other ridiculous ideas Disney planted in your heads at age three, do something about it.